ITB Ideas: Illegal Import of Endangered Animals Continues Unabated

Image: photo by author The fellow next to you on the plane is behaving strangely. Does it seem that he is protecting a belt that is producing an evident thickness around his waist? You remember the last time you observed a similar anomaly, when the Pringles-addict across from you on the train kept checking the chips supply, which appeared to be peeping regularly. If your thoughts turn immediately to terrorism, you would be wrong: there is another explanation. But this one is a real threat to your homeland security too....